What is WRONG with these people?! --
The amendment failed, so now maybe Congress can finish more important business? And can someone get Santorum the help he so desperately needs?

"I would argue that the future of our country hangs in the balance because the future of marriage hangs in the balance," said Sen. Rick Santorum, a leader in the fight to approve the measure. "Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?"

This could explain a lot --
The earth's magnetic field might be flipping.

Black holes hiccup? --
Stephen Hawking has changed his mind about black holes; according to his new calculations, some stuff eventually gets back out. Now what are we going to do with all our "black hole" metaphors?