Well, well, well

Pat Robertson has declared "I'm a convert" on global warming. Is this one of those heartbreakingly-fleeting moments of clarity that dementia sufferers occasionally exhibit? Or is it a TRAP? Did Oklahoma Senator James Dumbkopf Inhofe (who recently compared the movie "An Inconvenient Truth" to "Mein Kampf" and those who warn of global warming to the Third Reich) convince Robertson (who recently informed us that Ariel Sharon's stroke is a punishment from God) to embrace global warming so that legions of respected climate scientists would abandon the fight?! (OK, I'm more-or-less kidding about that possibility.)

A sage and learned woman I know suggests that Robertson's flock has finally left him behind on this issue, and he's trying to catch up.